Not to be all obvious about it, but all this Rapture stuff has me appreciating the awesomeness of the debut E.P. by the band The Rapture, which was released during the similarly pre-Apocalyptic days of 1999. Anyone else with me on this?
Every day, when a new day has been added to the 10-day forecast, I check to see if sun is being predicted for that new day, 10 days hence. Not even sun. I’d settle for just “not rain.” But alas, every day, including today, the 10-day forecast lets me down.
Civilized society’s aversion to shorts is in part an opposition to the hideous epidemic of every dude’s current weekend uniform of the baggy cargo shorts. You guys wear these all the time and you look like garbage in a garbage sack in a sea of other identical sacks of garbage. Lazy is as lazy wears. Even if you’re really hot, we’re looking at you then looking down at that sea of brown swimmy gross sackcloth around your business area and we’re writing you off.
But I’m going to tell you a secret. I enjoy a good expedition in shorts, no matter what the haters say! It’s high spring! Summer is breathing down the back of our knees. Now would be an ideal time for you to take a little cheap shopping expedition to find some comfortable shorts.
I also have explored the men’s shorts conundrum, back in the carefree days of summer 2008. (Paging Alexandra Jacobs and Hillary Frey!) But I didn’t actually buy a pair (two, actually, from J. Crew) until May of 2010. Wore the shit out of them last summer, too.
Joe- Why do you just repeat propaganda? Don’t you pride yourself on something better? It is not 1965 anymore and the American public is not stupid anymore. The rest of the country does not believe their propaganda, nor yours when you repeat it. You just look like one of them and I will remember to skip your pieces from now on. Hillary’s picture was taken out because the Jews do not want anyone to think we were doing something awful to Arab mass murderers like bin Dickhead. Hillary’s face had nothing to do with 10 years of anguish. The pictures showed Arabs with bullet holes in their heads, and the Jews do not want anyone to feel sympathy for Arab killers just because Hillary cannot control herself. We are at war. It should be a minor matter. The other woman was taken out of the picture to create an excuse of male Chauvinism to cover up their real reason that I just described above. WE ARE NOT STUPID.
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